Saturday, August 2, 2008

Only In Videogames

Last night, on a whim, I decided to replay Silent Hill 2 instead of sleep. In this game your avatar often finds himself in rooms filled with mutilated corpses, bizarre inscriptions carved into walls made of unrecognizable materials, and a whole bunch of creepy paintings. Yet, the most common comment this guy makes is "There's nothing interesting here."
Clearly, this public restroom is very unhelpful, but referring to it as "uninteresting" seems to me to be quite insane.

I think we should replace these types of messages with more appropriate responses. E.G. "OMG WTF ZOMBIES GTFO!"

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