Nuclear Bombs Are Stupid

Once upon a time a bunch of guys decided to make THE MOST DANGEROUS THING EVER.

It was so dangerous that they didn't even want to give it a name, so they just referred to it by it's first initial, making it "The H-Bomb".

This is what it looks like:

It's stupid.

But, on the plus side, it turns out that they're crazy-hard to make. So, as long as everything goes according to plan, the science behind their creation will remain a secret.

OOPS:
How Nuclear Bombs Work, Check it out Iran!




Also, it turns out that there are Detailed Instructions On How To Make A Nuclear Device ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

Now, maybe it's just me, but I've had recurring nightmares of nuclear devastation, mushroom clouds, fallout shelters, radiation poisoning, and just general nuclear bomb terror all my life. So, naturally, all of this scares the crap out of me. HELP ME, BUSH!

Also centipedes. Seriously, they're just tiny monsters straight from hell with an unholy quantity of legs. FUCK THEM.