Celebrity Crush #1: Rachel Maddow

If you don't know who Rachel Maddow is, I pity your ignorance, and lament how dark must be your world. She's funny, pretty, and has a style that appeals to my nerdiness.


Yes, I know that she is an avowed card-carrying, hat-wearing, vagina-loving lesbian. This is not a problem for me, in as much as I recognize that it is simply further proof of her greatness. Because let's be honest here, women are sexy, and men are not.

(except for Christopher Lambert)